J. Wright

J. is 85 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Boris Clitoris. J. is located in Tallinn at Frank Underwood Hotel TAL.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Retirement sucked, so I joined a band.

The songs of J.

Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.

Known Songs Popularity Composed
La La La Fucking La 550 1867524/21/2024
Dancing My Ass Off 570 1866564/17/2024
Rectoscopy Blues 570 1865644/13/2024
Strange 595 1862603/31/2024
Generation Crap 350 1841441/3/2024
Yeah Right! 315 18392012/25/2023
Shake Your Ass 215 18383012/21/2023
Independence 290 18371212/16/2023
The Obligatory Ballad 350 1808938/21/2023
Amazing! 405 1803227/28/2023
Trying Hard 380 1802447/25/2023
Sleazy Old Man 410 1801247/20/2023
Notorious Womanizer 500 1782535/3/2023
Remember The Better Times 500 1781364/28/2023
Beer Song 500 1780404/24/2023
Power 500 1779004/18/2023
Time To Dance 500 1708416/28/2022
June 500 1707016/22/2022
Slowly 500 1704596/12/2022
Shampoo 500 1702186/2/2022
Mouth 500 1700725/27/2022
Disappointment 500 1698645/18/2022
Fecal Matter 500 1696275/8/2022
Poop Chute 500 1695245/4/2022
Turd On A Shelf 500 1693554/27/2022
Strange Creatures 500 1690634/15/2022
Why Did It Go Like This? 500 1689404/10/2022
Rectal Punishment Blues 500 1688084/4/2022
Shake Your Asses 500 16518511/4/2021
Bad Dancer 500 16507810/31/2021
Just Another Song 500 16498110/27/2021
Ballad #574635 500 16486110/22/2021
Something Else 500 16474010/17/2021
Endless Decades 500 16458010/10/2021
Two Hearts 500 16446210/5/2021
Keep On Dancing 500 16435510/1/2021
Another Boring Day 500 1612955/26/2021
Friends 500 1610195/15/2021
Failure 500 1609005/10/2021
Too Old For This Shit? 500 1607585/4/2021
Bastards 500 1583431/23/2021
Yeah 500 1581481/15/2021
Shit Happens 500 1580471/11/2021
Bullshit Ballad 500 1579261/6/2021
Oblivious 500 15588510/13/2020
Discharge 500 15577610/8/2020
Something Different 500 15566810/4/2020
Trying To Understand 500 14729510/21/2019
Toilet 500 14712610/14/2019
Backdoor Man 500 14695910/7/2019
Hyper Crap 500 1467519/28/2019
My Love 500 1465749/21/2019
Candles 500 1464609/16/2019
Agnostic 500 1462149/6/2019
Gigantic 500 1461189/2/2019
Frozen 500 1459758/27/2019
Go To Hell 500 1457828/19/2019
Electric Eel 500 1456398/13/2019
Me And My Guitar 500 1455208/8/2019
Unbreakable 500 1447087/5/2019
Burnout 500 1445906/30/2019
Just Gimme Anything, Now! 500 1444416/24/2019
Monkey Spanking Man 500 1442716/17/2019
Just A Singing Man 500 1441596/12/2019
Killing Time 500 1440606/8/2019
Semen 500 1438635/31/2019
Haven 500 1437675/27/2019
Carefree 500 1435815/19/2019
Illegal 500 1433105/8/2019
Ballsack Ballad 500 1432235/4/2019
Heavenly 500 1431004/29/2019
Evil 500 1415832/25/2019
Ignorance 500 1414152/18/2019
Boozing 500 1412942/13/2019
Ballads Suck (But Here's One For You) 500 1411752/8/2019
Eight 500 1408981/27/2019
Seven 500 1407431/21/2019
No Good 500 1404061/7/2019
Insert 500 1402861/2/2019
Vagina 500 14014412/27/2018
Low 500 13956612/3/2018
Idiots 500 13939911/26/2018
Ordinary Things 500 13923111/19/2018
Eggs 500 13860610/24/2018
Too Much 500 13841810/16/2018
Cookies 500 13822310/8/2018
Unbelieveable 500 13805610/1/2018
Acceleration 500 1378879/24/2018
Questions 500 1376929/16/2018
Contribution 500 1373849/3/2018
You 500 1372628/29/2018
Joy 500 1371508/24/2018
Free 500 1369798/17/2018
High 500 1368638/12/2018
Awful 500 1367118/6/2018
The Ballad of Whogivesashit 500 1345325/7/2018
Vulva 500 1343875/1/2018
Dance 500 1342864/27/2018
Was It Worth It? 500 1341514/21/2018
Raping My Hand 500 1340244/16/2018
Never Again 500 1338794/10/2018
Unreal 500 1337104/3/2018
Aliens 500 1335913/29/2018
Don't Know, Don't Care 500 1332123/13/2018
The Ballad of Whatever 500 1330883/8/2018
Dead 500 1329753/3/2018
Urethra 500 13099812/11/2017
Nonsense 500 13081912/3/2017
Killer 500 13065111/26/2017
Hell No! 500 13050011/20/2017
Dick! 500 13020711/8/2017
Hippie Crap 500 13009211/3/2017
Useless Crap 500 12996810/29/2017
Disposable 500 12975010/20/2017
Remote Control 500 12962910/15/2017
Now What? 500 12948710/9/2017
Garbage 500 1275927/22/2017
Crap! 500 1274967/18/2017
El Mustachio 500 1273407/11/2017
She's So Fine 500 1271467/3/2017
Blah Blah Blah 500 1270186/28/2017
Happy Man 500 1267626/17/2017
Leave The Past Behind 500 1261245/22/2017
Strangers 500 1259925/16/2017
Let's Get Wasted! 500 1259125/13/2017
Mia (I Miss You) 500 1257185/5/2017
I Loved You A Lot 500 1253104/18/2017
Endless Highways 500 1252004/13/2017
Cuntwank City 500 12207512/4/2016
Solar Chlamydia 500 1200119/9/2016
Stellar Rectoscopy 500 1198879/4/2016
Space Prostitutes 500 1197778/30/2016
Solar Flare 500 1165844/19/2016
Stratosphere 500 1164414/13/2016
Leaving Earth 500 1163194/8/2016
Jupiter 500 1151842/21/2016
Celestial Objects 500 1146301/29/2016
Quadrantid Meteor Shower 500 1145121/24/2016
Comet 715517 500 1143961/19/2016
Space Agency 500 11327312/3/2015
Nebulae III 500 11317611/29/2015
Nebulae II 500 11307911/25/2015
Nebulae 500 11245810/30/2015
Continuum 668 500 11204810/13/2015
Hard Times 500 1110639/2/2015
Trying To Get Things Done 500 1109818/30/2015
Wouldn't It Be Nice? 500 1108708/25/2015
Wipe Your Ass 500 1063332/17/2015
Just Another Crappy Song 500 1062142/12/2015
Greed 500 1060902/7/2015
Pee 500 1059752/2/2015
Poo 500 1058451/28/2015
Shake That Ass 500 1055671/16/2015
Dancing With Idiots 500 1054721/12/2015
Corporate Whore 500 1053551/7/2015
Dancing Like An Idiot 500 10330610/14/2014
Dancing Poo 500 10319110/9/2014
Dancing Juice 500 10308610/5/2014
Dancing Shoes 500 1029759/30/2014
Dance And Stuff 500 1027499/21/2014
Dance Music 500 1026159/15/2014
Dancing 500 1025219/11/2014
Dance Some More 500 1024189/7/2014
Dance Your Ass Off 500 1019098/17/2014
Crap Is Everything 500 1011437/16/2014
Everything Is Crap 500 1010527/12/2014
Magma And Smegma 500 1009337/7/2014
Polar Bear's Asshole 500 1007947/1/2014
Pee And Poo 500 1006736/26/2014
Vodka 500 1003496/13/2014
Whisky 500 1002646/9/2014
Beer 500 1001566/5/2014
It's A Girl! 500 998725/24/2014
Insanity 500 997875/20/2014
Hereditary Stupidity 500 997035/17/2014
Kiss My Ass 500 995095/9/2014
Three 500 985113/28/2014
Two 500 984143/24/2014
One 500 983443/21/2014
Rectal Floss 500 979113/3/2014
Sphincter 500 978172/27/2014
Faster Than You 500 976912/22/2014
Sing With Me 500 976202/19/2014
That Annoying Couple Sucks Ass 500 975432/16/2014
Fingered 500 968341/17/2014
Boris Clitoris 500 966631/10/2014
Bend Over! 500 965211/4/2014
Business As Usual 500 9642412/31/2013
Masturbatory Instrumental Track 500 9629912/26/2013
Comprehension 500 9613712/19/2013
Apprehension 500 9603012/15/2013
Hypertension 500 9594212/11/2013
Juicy Stories 500 9575112/3/2013
Your Participation Would Be Appreciated 500 941849/29/2013
Same S*it, Different Day 500 940729/24/2013
Playing Old Crap 500 939519/19/2013
Spanking The Monkey 500 932958/23/2013
Casual Sex With Farm Animals 500 931808/18/2013
I Want You 500 930638/13/2013
The Infamous Ass Kissing Song 500 926247/26/2013
You Fat Bastard! 500 925347/22/2013
Midnight 500 924167/17/2013
She Turns Me On 500 915196/10/2013
A Very Nice Song About Her Vagina 500 914296/6/2013
A Nice Song About My Penis 500 913386/2/2013
Fifteen Second Intercourse 500 912305/29/2013
Confusion 500 910505/21/2013
The Ballad That Kills All Other Ballads 500 909555/17/2013
Feeling Retarded Again 500 908465/13/2013
My Family 500 906895/6/2013
Acting Like An Idiot 500 905655/1/2013
Who Do You Think You Are? 500 890802/28/2013
I Need More 500 889742/24/2013
Morning Sickness 500 888642/19/2013
Strange World 500 887692/15/2013
Diapers And Stuff 500 886722/11/2013
Venomous 500 881411/20/2013
Breaking Stuff And Trashing Hotel Rooms 500 880491/16/2013
I Want Some Beer (Now!) 500 8730012/16/2012
Mia 500 8687411/28/2012
Thank You 500 8636911/7/2012
Crawling Through America 500 8627011/3/2012
Lean Back And Enjoy The Ride 500 8581610/15/2012
Spanking Song 500 8574310/12/2012
I Love You 500 8565210/8/2012
I'm Yours, You're Mine 500 8552410/3/2012
Happy As A Little Pig 500 854279/29/2012
Just Married 500 853389/25/2012
I Know We're Doing The Right Thing 500 850449/13/2012
She's The One 500 846648/28/2012
Yeah! 500 842078/9/2012
Forever Yours 500 835757/14/2012
Average Guy 500 834807/10/2012
Cheeses! 500 833587/5/2012
Making Love 500 831926/28/2012
A Lot To Learn 500 830066/20/2012
Far Away From You 500 827946/11/2012
She's All I Need 500 825936/3/2012
I'm Missing You (But My Aim Is Getting Better) 500 823035/22/2012
If I Asked You To Marry Me What Would You Say? 500 820745/12/2012
When You're Gone 500 819765/8/2012
Someone Special 500 815924/22/2012
This Must Be Love 500 811854/5/2012